14 Aug 2009

What's Yours in Mine and What's Mine is Mine and other bits of filth.

So anyway, yes, I've been a bit rubbish with the blogging recently. But I felt I had to come back and post because I have some really exciting news.

I was right. Lady Gaga IS a man and has a penis. It's on Holy Moly so it must be true. http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/does-lady-gaga-have-penis24035

It's so satisfying to be right, really it is. Not that there is anything wrong with hermaphrodites. But I knew it lalalalalalalalalala. I like the way s/he tries to hide it. The little shimmy off the motorbike. But no, unless her internal protection against the crimson tide has decided to show itself, that is no normal crotch accessory.

In other news, some poor starving person has been complaining about the state of their pay and expenses. In these difficult times everyone is struggling and feeling the pinch. We really have to stick together and sympathise with this.... oh wait a second..... sorry the person who complained was an MP. And they said "MPs were being forced to live on "rations" and had been treated like "s---". I think the words "ratners moment" come to mind. Really....

And finally, I did the deed. NO you filthy minded creatures, not THAT. (did both ages ago....) No, I got married. So I am Mrs Stupidgirl. And all I have to say about being married, I have to steal from my father-in-law's speech.

"Somebody said that marriage is a 50/50 partnership. But whoever said that knows nothing about women and nothing about fractions."

He's a wise man my father-in-law.

Thats all for now. Thank you and good night.

Stupidgirl has left the building.